I found it hylarious, I guess all off you know it, but there it goes for the ones that not...
The Iranian Ambassador to the UN had just finished giving a speech,
and walked out into the lobby where he encountered President Bush
They shook hands, and as they walked along together, the Iranian
said, "You know, I have wanted to ask just one question about what I have seen in America."
President Bush said, "Well, anything I can do to help you, I will."
The Iranian said "My son watches this show 'Star Trek' and in it
there is Chekhov who is Russian, Scotty who is Scottish, and Sulu who
is Chinese, but no Arabs or Iranians. My son doesn't understand why
there aren't any Iranians on Star Trek."
President Bush cracked a little grin, leaned toward the Iranian
Ambassador and in a confidential whisper said, "That's because it
takes place in the future."
Need a Freakin' Roll Cage, and a Death Insurance