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    A rugged cowboy from Brokeback Mountain, Wyoming, goes into the doctor's office and has some tests run.
    The doctor comes back and says, "I am not going to beat around the bush you have AIDS!!!!

    The cowboy tugs at his Stetson and sets his jaw and says, "Doc what can I do ?"

    The doctor says, "I want you to go home and eat 5 pounds of spicy sausage, a head of cabbage, 20 un-peeled carrots drenched in hot sauce, 10 jalapeno peppers, 40 walnuts and 40 peanuts, 1/2 box of grape nuts cereal, and top it off with a gallon of prune juice."

    The cowboy squares his rugged shoulders and asks, "Will that cure me Doc?"

    No but it should leave you with a better understanding of what your ass is for !!!!!!!


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    Gone, but not forgotten!

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    07 SILVERADO CLASSIC 2500 HD 4x4 CREW CAB LT3 DURAMAX LBZ/ALLISON 6 SPEED 5'' MBRP Turbo back exhaust 6'' TIP /NO CAT- NO MUFF/ AFE Intake/ EDGE HOT JUICE /MERCHANT AUTO STG III Built Allison/P I ConverterTTS Twin Lift Pumps. Tierod sleeves/Cognito braces.17x9 Moto metals_______ Old Truck ,04 Z-71/Turbocharged,/cam/stall/Zippy Built TRANS/Nelson Tuned------

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    EXIT ONLY!!

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    man thats good
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    funny stuff
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    The guys at work say "That's a one way valve" LOL!
    2006 Superior Blue Trailblazer SS AWD, Stock as a rock

    Sold: 2002 GMC Sportside Denali front end with a 2002 LS1, FLT level 5, Yank 2600, Trick Turbo, T76, Nelson intercooler, 60LB injectors, Warbro fuel pump, Eaton locker, Magnaflow, 3.42, Nelson Performance Tuning (speed density).

    Sold: 1981 GMC LB RC 1500 2002 4.8L 4L60E 12 bolt 3.73 Richmond Lock Right AC PS Nelson Performance tuning

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    I've always heard there are two kinds of gay men, those that are born that way and those that were sucked into it.
    See my truck data in the "My Garage" section here... http://www.ls1truck.com/forums/my-ga...tml#post191709

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