Joke thread for any offroad or outdoorsy jokes!
I just had this one sent to me in an E-mail today:
Subject: Camping trip
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> Ned was attending his 4X4 club's monthly meeting and had just told them
> he couldn't make the camping trip scheduled for the next day because his wife wouldn't let him go.
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> After listening to the jeers and other derisive remarks from his fellow
> 4X4 friends Ned left to go back home to his wife.
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> When Ned's friends started arriving to set up camp the next day, who
> should be there but Ned sitting up in front of his truck, tent up,
> fishing rod in hand, camp oven roast stewing away in a hot bed of coals.
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> "How did ya talk your wife into letting you go Ned?" "I didn't have to"
> was Ned's reply.
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> "When I left the meeting I went home and slumped down in my chair with a beer to drown my sorrows. Then my wife snuck up behind me and covered my eyes and said, 'Surprise'!"
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> When I peeled her hands back she was standing there in a beautiful see -through negligee and she said, "Carry me into the bedroom, tie me to the bed and you can do whatever you want."
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> So here I am!
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