How many forum members does it take to...

[txarkitekt]

This is HILARIOUS!!!!!!!!!! Thanks Wade...

How many forum members does it take to change a light bulb?
1 to change the light bulb.

1 to post that the light bulb has been changed.

14 to share similar experiences of changing light bulbs and how the light bulb could have been changed differently.

7 to caution about the dangers of changing light bulbs.

27 to point out spelling/grammar errors in posts about changing light bulbs

53 to flag the spell checkers.

6 to argue over whether it's "light bulb" or "lightbulb" ... another

6 to condemn those 6 as anal-retentive.

2 industry professionals to inform the group that the proper term is "lamp"

15 know-it-alls who claim they were in the industry, and that "light bulb" is perfectly correct.

156 to email the participant's ISPs complaining that they are in violation of their "acceptable use policy".

109 to post that this forum is not about light bulbs and to please take this discussion to a light bulb forum.

203 to demand that cross posting to hardware forum, off-topic forum, and light bulb forum about changing light bulbs be stopped.

111 to defend the posting to this forum saying that we all use light bulbs and therefore the posts are relevant to this forum.

306 to debate which method of changing light bulbs is superior, where to buy the best light bulbs, what brand of light bulbs work best for this technique and what brands are faulty.

27 to post URLs where one can see examples of different light bulbs.

14 to post that the URLs were posted incorrectly and then post the corrected URLs.

27 to post about links they found from the URLs that are relevant to this group which makes light bulbs relevant to this group.

33 to link all posts to date, quote them in their entirety including all headers and signatures, and add "Me too".

12 to post to the group that they will no longer post because they cannot handle the light bulb controversy.

19 to quote the "Me too's" to say "Me three".

4 to suggest that posters request the light bulb FAQ.

44 to ask what is a "FAQ"?

4 to say "didn't we go through this already a short time ago?"

143 to say "do a search on 'light bulbs' before posting questions about light bulbs".

1 new forum member to respond to the original post 6 months from now and to start it all over again

[DamnYankee]

lol....good stuff

[skeet]

damn!!! lol i actually read the whole damn thing!!! hahahahaha

[COWL327]

LMAO! very funny and SO true!

[GasGuzzler]

Hahahahahaha

[ducky]

LMAO! very funny and SO true!

IM GONNA HAVE TO SAY A BIG X3 WITH DALE ON THAT ONE!

[ff_jeff]

#1 (permalink) Today, 09:00 AM
txarkitekt
Resident Smart Ass Join Date: Feb 2007
Location: Fort Worth
Posts: 6,127

How many forum members does it take to...

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This is HILARIOUS!!!!!!!!!! Thanks Wade...

How many forum members does it take to change a light bulb?
1 to change the light bulb.

1 to post that the light bulb has been changed.

14 to share similar experiences of changing light bulbs and how the light bulb could have been changed differently.

7 to caution about the dangers of changing light bulbs.

27 to point out spelling/grammar errors in posts about changing light bulbs

53 to flag the spell checkers.

6 to argue over whether it's "light bulb" or "lightbulb" ... another

6 to condemn those 6 as anal-retentive.

2 industry professionals to inform the group that the proper term is "lamp"

15 know-it-alls who claim they were in the industry, and that "light bulb" is perfectly correct.

156 to email the participant's ISPs complaining that they are in violation of their "acceptable use policy".

109 to post that this forum is not about light bulbs and to please take this discussion to a light bulb forum.

203 to demand that cross posting to hardware forum, off-topic forum, and light bulb forum about changing light bulbs be stopped.

111 to defend the posting to this forum saying that we all use light bulbs and therefore the posts are relevant to this forum.

306 to debate which method of changing light bulbs is superior, where to buy the best light bulbs, what brand of light bulbs work best for this technique and what brands are faulty.

27 to post URLs where one can see examples of different light bulbs.

14 to post that the URLs were posted incorrectly and then post the corrected URLs.

27 to post about links they found from the URLs that are relevant to this group which makes light bulbs relevant to this group.

33 to link all posts to date, quote them in their entirety including all headers and signatures, and add "Me too".

12 to post to the group that they will no longer post because they cannot handle the light bulb controversy.

19 to quote the "Me too's" to say "Me three".

4 to suggest that posters request the light bulb FAQ.

44 to ask what is a "FAQ"?

4 to say "didn't we go through this already a short time ago?"

143 to say "do a search on 'light bulbs' before posting questions about light bulbs".

1 new forum member to respond to the original post 6 months from now and to start it all over again
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2000 ECSB 5.3L 4.10 G80 LSD
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mee too

[C-WAY]

#1 (permalink) Today, 09:00 AM
txarkitekt
Resident Smart Ass Join Date: Feb 2007
Location: Fort Worth
Posts: 6,127

How many forum members does it take to...

--------------------------------------------------------------------------------

This is HILARIOUS!!!!!!!!!! Thanks Wade...

How many forum members does it take to change a light bulb?
1 to change the light bulb.

1 to post that the light bulb has been changed.

14 to share similar experiences of changing light bulbs and how the light bulb could have been changed differently.

7 to caution about the dangers of changing light bulbs.

27 to point out spelling/grammar errors in posts about changing light bulbs

53 to flag the spell checkers.

6 to argue over whether it's "light bulb" or "lightbulb" ... another

6 to condemn those 6 as anal-retentive.

2 industry professionals to inform the group that the proper term is "lamp"

15 know-it-alls who claim they were in the industry, and that "light bulb" is perfectly correct.

156 to email the participant's ISPs complaining that they are in violation of their "acceptable use policy".

109 to post that this forum is not about light bulbs and to please take this discussion to a light bulb forum.

203 to demand that cross posting to hardware forum, off-topic forum, and light bulb forum about changing light bulbs be stopped.

111 to defend the posting to this forum saying that we all use light bulbs and therefore the posts are relevant to this forum.

306 to debate which method of changing light bulbs is superior, where to buy the best light bulbs, what brand of light bulbs work best for this technique and what brands are faulty.

27 to post URLs where one can see examples of different light bulbs.

14 to post that the URLs were posted incorrectly and then post the corrected URLs.

27 to post about links they found from the URLs that are relevant to this group which makes light bulbs relevant to this group.

33 to link all posts to date, quote them in their entirety including all headers and signatures, and add "Me too".

12 to post to the group that they will no longer post because they cannot handle the light bulb controversy.

19 to quote the "Me too's" to say "Me three".

4 to suggest that posters request the light bulb FAQ.

44 to ask what is a "FAQ"?

4 to say "didn't we go through this already a short time ago?"

143 to say "do a search on 'light bulbs' before posting questions about light bulbs".

1 new forum member to respond to the original post 6 months from now and to start it all over again
__________________

2000 ECSB 5.3L 4.10 G80 LSD
COMP 220/220 .581/.581 114+4 LSA ● COMP 918's ● TS 7.4 HARDENED PUSHRODS ● K&N SERIES 77 CAI ● 80mm BBK ●PACESETTER LT HEADERS AND 3'' ORY ● SUPER 40 FLOW ● YANK 2600 TT ● CUSTOM TUNE W/ HPT ● MSD 8.5mm PLUG WIRES● ELEC. CUTOUT ● UD and ALT PULLEYS ● FLEX-A-LITE E-FANS ● CENTERLINE STINGRAY III's ● SUMITOMO HTR SPORT 275/45/20’s ● LUND FIBERGLASS TONNEAU ● 2" LEVELING SHACKLES ● LEDs ● DEBADGED ● WHITE-FACED ESCALADE GAUGE CLUSTER ● KICKER 450.1 ● 2-CVX 10's ● DS60's ● K693's ● MY GARAGE●

mee too

FALE

[RedHeartbeat]

FALE

Another FAIL

[C-WAY]

Another FAIL

I did that purposely you monkey