Just the stone cold truth
of our great friendship.
1. When you are sad --I will
help you get drunk and plot revenge
against the sorry bastard who made you sad.
2. When you are blue -- I will
try to dislodge whatever is choking you.
3. When you smile -- I will
know you are plotting something
that I must be involved in.
4 When you are scared -- I will
rag on you about it every chance I get.
5.When you are worried -- I will
tell you horrible stories about
how much worse it could be,
until you quit whining.
6. When you are confused -- I will
use little words.
7.When you are sick --I will
tell you tostay the hell away from me
until you are well again.
I don't want whatever you have.
8. When you fall -- I will
point and laugh at your clumsy ass.
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