The USPostal Service created a stamp with a picture of Senator Hillary Clinton to honor her achievements. In daily use, HOWEVER, it was shown that the stamp was not sticking to envelopes.
This enraged Senator Clinton, who demanded a full investigation. After a month of investigating, a special commission published the following findings:
*The stamp was in perfect order.
*There was nothing wrong with the glue/adhesive.
*People were spitting on the wrong side
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Rotflmao!!!!!
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hey now thats not funny,
ok maybe alittle
Her name is A Meli-
"If everything is under control, you are going too slow."- MA
Do we have a left-wing nut bag amongst us?????Originally Posted by Melissa@NelsonPerformance
hey now thats not funny,
ok maybe alittle
2000 ECSB 6.0L
TORQUER V2 CAM ● COMP 918's ● 7.4 HARDENED PUSHRODS ● K&N SERIES 77 CAI ● 80mm BBK ●PACESETTER LT HEADERS AND 3'' ORY ● SUPER 40 FLOW ● 3000 STALL ● 4.10s ● BUILT 80e ● VORTEC PERFORMANCE TUNE ● MSD 8.5mm PLUG WIRES● ELEC. CUTOUT ● UD & ALT PULLEYS ● FLEX-A-LITE E-FANS ● 22" CENTERLINE STINGRAY III's ● LUND FIBERGLASS TONNEAU ● 2" LEVELING SHACKLES ● 12K HID LOWS & FOGS ● LEDs ● DEBADGED ● WHITE-FACED ESCALADE GAUGES ● KICKER 450.1 ● 2-CVR 10's ● DS60's ● K693's
i hate her so much!. she is like = rights for woman treat me like a man. ok so the guy asks her some tough questions and she pulls the im a girl stop ganging up on me card.
and what the heck is up with the all girl school ???????????????????????????????????????
if i were to open a all guy school i would be shot fined and put in jail in seconds.
if she wins im moving to canada
Yes, please Ricky--move to Canada. But tell you mom to stay here......
if she wins im moving to canada
2000 ECSB 6.0L
TORQUER V2 CAM ● COMP 918's ● 7.4 HARDENED PUSHRODS ● K&N SERIES 77 CAI ● 80mm BBK ●PACESETTER LT HEADERS AND 3'' ORY ● SUPER 40 FLOW ● 3000 STALL ● 4.10s ● BUILT 80e ● VORTEC PERFORMANCE TUNE ● MSD 8.5mm PLUG WIRES● ELEC. CUTOUT ● UD & ALT PULLEYS ● FLEX-A-LITE E-FANS ● 22" CENTERLINE STINGRAY III's ● LUND FIBERGLASS TONNEAU ● 2" LEVELING SHACKLES ● 12K HID LOWS & FOGS ● LEDs ● DEBADGED ● WHITE-FACED ESCALADE GAUGES ● KICKER 450.1 ● 2-CVR 10's ● DS60's ● K693's
HAHAHA thats awesome
heres another not quite as good but still funny
Senator Hilary Clinton was invited to address a major gathering of the American Indian Nation two weeks ago in upper New York State. She spoke for almost an hour on her future plans for increasing every Native American's present standard of living, should she one day become the first female President. She referred to her career as a New York Senator and how she had signed "YES" for every Indian issue that came to her desk for approval.
Although the Senator was vague on the details of her plan, she seemed most enthusiastic about her future ideas for helping her "Red Sisters and Brothers."
At the conclusion of her speech, the Tribes presented the Senator with a plaque inscribed with her new Indian name - Walking Eagle . The proud Senator then departed in her motorcade, waving to the crowds.
A news reporter later inquired of one of the chiefs as to how the Tribes came to select the new name given to the Senator.
He explained that Walking Eagle is the name given to a bird
"so full of **** it can no longer fly."
and another i found
Senator Hillary Clinton was attending a party, when she noticed Governor Arnold Schwarzenegger. She walked over to him, and in a quiet voice said, "If you were my husband I would poison your drink." Schwarzenegger smiled, leaned forward, and whispered in her ear, "And if you were my wife I would drink it.
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