I HATE when random people...

[yournamehere018]

i'de like to have enough money to afford a trained Kung Fu Chimpanze that could camp out on the cab and when somebody touched my truck he would jump out and give em the people elbow and maybe bite a finger off. that'll teach em

I always tell people that if I win the lottery and buy a bunch of sports cars, I will buy a lawn chair and hire a homeless person to watch it for me in the parking lot. I get a sweet alarm system, he gets lunch.

[thelsx]

dude i dont do it cuz I dont like people doing it on my truck cuz you know how some pants have metal pins on the back pockets that scratches the paint. I dont want to be a jerk about it i just like to take care of my truck.

[zebra]

trucks are like women... if she ain't yours, don't touch her!

before i got the bed cover, the people in the apartment above me used to throw their Black & Mild tips in my bed. when i found them, i'd pick up a handfull & throw them back on their balcony/at their window

[zeake]

trucks are like women... if she ain't yours, don't touch her!

before i got the bed cover, the people in the apartment above me used to throw their Black & Mild tips in my bed. when i found them, i'd pick up a handfull & throw them back on their balcony/at their window

I would have had to move. Throw cigerettes or cigars in my truck bed.
That is just unthinkable. I would come slam unglued.

[st8kfinger]

trucks are like women... if she ain't yours, don't touch her!

before i got the bed cover, the people in the apartment above me used to throw their Black & Mild tips in my bed. when i found them, i'd pick up a handfull & throw them back on their balcony/at their window

not in this lifetime, they would need a meat wagon not an ambulance after i jammed Black & Mild tips down someones throat

[molitor]

so my girlfriend took me out tonight to the new Hibachi Grill that just opened up in town, we ate dinner, was a wonderful show by the way, the chef was hilarious. anyways, when we get done we pay and walk out. as soon as i round the corner, what do i see? some guy and his wife standing behind my truck!
and this woman has her freakin leg propped up on the bumper and is dangling her car keys and swingin them into my tailgate like a pendulum, as soon as the guy looked up i just pointed at his general direction and yelled ''Off, Now!!'' the guy starts apologizing and she runs off, i told him just imagine if somebody came to his house one day and walked around with a ball peened hammer knocking windows out until there wasn't a whole piece of glass left. thats how i feel when somebody leans on my truck and keep beating my paint with their keys. and then i got in and left, end o' story

[slowxcab33]

I work in a bodyshop here in Oklahoma. And I have a friend from down the street at the house that comes over and put his bottles on my truck. I just let its slide until I got my ramair hood and had a friend paint some real flames on it and the first time he came down I told him I would hit him in the head with the first bottle that touchs my hood. He understood and said ok lol.

[alabamachevy15]

I hate that crap to! Specially after I just washed it! Most of the time my pitbull rides on the back so nobody really gets to close!

[zebra]

i think y'all should move to south africa where this was legalized a few years ago to try & lower carjacking rates

YouTube - South African Car Flamethrower

[f4tal]

Hahaha ive seen that before...


I usually just remote start the truck and people jump out of the way and then stare through the tint to see if anyone is in it