I HATE when random people...

[molitor]

i'de like to have enough money to afford a trained Kung Fu Chimpanze that could camp out on the cab and when somebody touched my truck he would jump out and give em the people elbow and maybe bite a finger off. that'll teach em

[yournamehere018]

i'de like to have enough money to afford a trained Kung Fu Chimpanze that could camp out on the cab and when somebody touched my truck he would jump out and give em the people elbow and maybe bite a finger off. that'll teach em

I always tell people that if I win the lottery and buy a bunch of sports cars, I will buy a lawn chair and hire a homeless person to watch it for me in the parking lot. I get a sweet alarm system, he gets lunch.