Subject: GOOD Questions---





For your enjoyment 0r perhaps annoyance!










Can
you cry under water?


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How
important does a person have to be before they are considered assassinated instead of just murdered?


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Why
do you have to "put your two cents in"... but it's only a "penny for your
thoughts"? Where's that extra penny going to?


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Once
you're in heaven, do you get stuck wearing the clothes you were buried in
for eternity?


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Why
does a round pizza come in a square box?


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What
disease did cured ham actually have?


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How
is it that we put man on the moon before we figured out it would be a good
idea to put wheels on luggage?


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Why
is it that people say they "slept like a baby" when babies wake up like
every two hours?


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Why
are you IN a movie, but you're ON TV?


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Why do people pay to go up tall buildings and then put money in binoculars to
look at things on the ground?


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Why
do doctors leave the room while you change?

They're
going to see you naked anyway.


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Why
is "bra" singular and "panties" plural?


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Why
do toasters always have a setting that burns the toast to a horrible
crisp, which no decent human being would eat?


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If
Jimmy cracks corn and no one cares, why is there a stupid song about
him?


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Can
a hearse carrying a corpse drive in the carpool lane?


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Why
does Goofy stand erect while Pluto remains on all
fours?

They're both dogs!


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If
Wile E. Coyote had enough money to buy all that ACME crap, why didn't he
just buy dinner?


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If
corn oil is made from corn, and vegetable oil is made from vegetables,
what is baby oil made from?


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If
electricity comes from electrons, does morality come from
morons?


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Do
the Alphabet
song and Twinkle, Twinkle Little Star have the same
tune?


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Why
did you just try singing the two songs above?


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Why
do they call it an asteroid when it's outside the hemisphere, but call it
a hemorrhoid when it's in your butt?


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Did
you ever notice that when you blow in a dog's face, he gets mad at you, but when you take him for a car ride, he sticks his head out the window?


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