Time for a joke

[foggy]

The perfect husband

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Several men are in the locker room of a golf club. A cell phone on a bench rings and a man engages the hands free speaker function and begins to talk. Everyone else in the room stops to listen.

MAN: "Hello"

WOMAN: "Honey, it's me. Are you at the club?"

MAN: "Yes"

WOMAN: "I am at the mall now and found this beautiful leather coat. It's only $1,000. Is it OK if I buy it?"

MAN: "Sure, go ahead if you like it that much."

WOMAN: "I also stopped by the Mercedes dealership and saw the new 2007
models. I saw one I really liked."

MAN: "How much?"

WOMAN: "$90,000"

MAN: "OK, but for that price I want it with all the options."

WOMAN: "Great! Oh, and one more thing...the house I wanted last year is back on the market. They're asking $950,000"

MAN: "Well, then go ahead and give them an offer of $900,000. They will probably take it. If not, we can go the extra 50 thousand if it's really a pretty good price."

WOMAN: "OK. I'll see you later! I love you so much!"

MAN: "Bye! I love you, too."

The man hangs up. The other men in the locker room are staring at him in astonishment, mouths agape.

He turns and asks: "Anyone know who this phone belongs to?"

[FLATOP08]

Nice

[ducky]

good one

[jaxbigpewter2016]

thats funny

[shakesvho]

can't stop

[DamnYankee]

By the questions she was asking - that's probably my phone...lol

[02CHEV]

me and the wife love it and so did some of my co workers

[foggy]

this video is hilarious, check it out
http://video.google.com/videoplay?do...59812985535666

[04T76]

<div class='quotetop'>QUOTE(foggy &#064; Jan 15 2007, 08&#58;16 PM) [snapback]79945[/snapback]</div>

The perfect husband

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Several men are in the locker room of a golf club. A cell phone on a bench rings and a man engages the hands free speaker function and begins to talk. Everyone else in the room stops to listen.

MAN: "Hello"

WOMAN: "Honey, it&#39;s me. Are you at the club?"

MAN: "Yes"

WOMAN: "I am at the mall now and found this beautiful leather coat. It&#39;s only &#036;1,000. Is it OK if I buy it?"

MAN: "Sure, go ahead if you like it that much."

WOMAN: "I also stopped by the Mercedes dealership and saw the new 2007
models. I saw one I really liked."

MAN: "How much?"

WOMAN: "&#036;90,000"

MAN: "OK, but for that price I want it with all the options."

WOMAN: "Great&#33; Oh, and one more thing...the house I wanted last year is back on the market. They&#39;re asking &#036;950,000"

MAN: "Well, then go ahead and give them an offer of &#036;900,000. They will probably take it. If not, we can go the extra 50 thousand if it&#39;s really a pretty good price."

WOMAN: "OK. I&#39;ll see you later&#33; I love you so much&#33;"

MAN: "Bye&#33; I love you, too."

The man hangs up. The other men in the locker room are staring at him in astonishment, mouths agape.

He turns and asks: "Anyone know who this phone belongs to?"
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that was funnnnnnnnnyyyyy

[chrisj6]

haha that video is priceless&#33;