So I went out to a party Saturday night...

[Hit Man X]

Well a buddy of mine goes to Rice University (snooty smart person school in Houston area) and they played (and beat) SMU on Saturday night.

Soooo...after the game I decided it would be in my best interest to attend a party and perhaps take advantage of some intoxicated women. So I get there and kick back a few cold ones to get loosened up. Well before I know it with all my assclowning I endup having about 6.

Then when that party got boring we took off after stopping at Shell for more tall an' frosties. After that little pit stop, off to a small town called South Lake. After reaching that place we hung out there for about 1.5 hrs. While there a buddy of mine has a few vodka shots and passes out on a couch. So this other guy I've known for 15 years talks me into driving to a store of some sort (at this point I havent' the slightest idea where I am) and off we go. Sadly a mailbox and my truck didn't get along so I have about a 5" scratch on the side of my truck!

Well that's not the kicker of the story... when I left South Lake around 2am I got lost in suburbia hell! It took me about 45min to get out of this neighborhood! I kept turning left on this intersection instead of going right! Once I got out of there I accidently went North for about 45min then West...I was sooooooooooooooooooo lost. I finally found my bearings and located a road I drive on a lot...depsite it was way, way North of where I needed to go. Well it turned out it took me around 2.5 hrs to get home that night! Man was I mad and tired after that.

Once I come to on Sunday morning I realize that I made a few mistakes Sat night: the mailbox fight, missed out on a chick blatently hitting on me in South Lake (look what excessive consumption does), forgot my ice chest there, and had a stomach ache all day. Let this be a lesson to all, be smarter when going out...I know I am from this!

[rico750sxi]

Be smarter when you go out??? I don't mean to sound rude but you're lucky you're not dead or others aren't dead.

[Hit Man X]

Originally posted by rico750sxi@Nov 17 2003, 11:35 PM
Be smarter when you go out??? I don't mean to sound rude but you're lucky you're not dead or others aren't dead.

I knew that was coming. Well dude, bad stuff happens to us all...wether on purpose or not. I highly doubt you can tell me you've never done anything stupid like this before.

In any event, I've tempted fate (if there is such a thing) many times in the past some on purpose...others by accident. I've fallen close to 20', been in a car wreck, hit by a boat and broke a few ribs and collapsed a lung, lots of stitches, the list goes on.

Honestly I don't think luck has anything to do with it. I believe I have some yet unserved purpose, who knows what that is...but I really could care less about my well being.

[99 red silver]

Glad you made it home safely. Now you have to go back and get your cooler. That was not what I would call a good night. Live and learn and knock on wood.

[rico750sxi]

You may not care about your well being but what if that mailbox was your best friend's wife or girlfriend or father? I have done stupid things, we all have, but my stupid things have never involved the keys to a vehicle and alcohol. You are right though, you weren't lucky, everyone else on the road was that night.