joke

[TXsilverado]

>HAVING MOM OVER FOR DINNER !
>
>Brian invited his mother over for dinner. During the course of the meal,
>Brian's mother couldn't help but keep noticing how beautiful Brian's
>roommate, Stephanie, was. Brian's Mom had long been suspicious of a
>relationship between Brian and Stephanie, and this had only made her more
>curious.
>
>Over the course of the evening, while watching the two react, she started to
>wonder if there was more between Brian and Stephanie than met the eye.
>
>Reading his mom's thoughts, Brian volunteered, "I know what you must be
>thinking, but I assure you Stephanie and I are just roommates."
>
>About a week later, Stephanie came to Brian saying, "Ever since your mother
>came to dinner, I've been unab le to find the beautiful silver gravy ladle.
>You don't suppose she took it, do you ?"
>
>Brian said, "Well, I doubt it, but I'll send her an e-mail just to be sure.
>So he sat down and wrote:
>
>"Dear Mom: I'm not saying that you "did" take the gravy ladle from the
>house, I'm not saying that you "did not" take the gravy ladle. But the fact
>
>remains that one has been missing ever since you were
>here for dinner. Love, Brian"
>
>Several days later, Brian received an email back from his mother that
>read:
>
>"Dear Son: I'm not saying that you "do" sleep with Stephanie, I'm not
>saying that you "do not" sleep with Stephanie. But the fact remains that if
>
>Stephanie is sleeping in her own bed, she would have
>found the gravy ladle by now. Love , Mom"

[stec3ve]

LOL Busted!!!!!

[ducky]

haha good stuff

[docone882000]

[Tim Z]

funny!