TGIF Joke

[jerry2500]

OK, to appreciate this, you have to know how a Cajun talks...



A Cajun man wants a job, but the foreman won't hire him until he
passes
a little math test.

"Here's your first question, the foreman said.
"Without using numbers,

represent the number 9."

"Without numbers?" the Cajun says, "Dat is easy." and proceeds to
draw

three trees.

"What's this?" the boss asks.

"Ave you got no brain? Tree and tree and tree make nine," says the
Cajun.

"Fair enough," says the boss. "Here's your second question. Use the
same rules, but this time the number is 99."

The Cajun stares into space for awhile, then picks up the picture
that

he has just drawn and makes a smudge on each tree. "Ere you go."



The boss scratches his head and says, "How on earth do you get that
to
represent 99?"


"Each of da trees is dirty now. So, it's dirty tree, and dirty
tree,
and dirty tree. Dat is 99." The boss is getting worried that he's
going to actually have to hire this Cajun, so he says, "all right,
last question. Same rules again, but represent the number 100."

The Cajun stares into space some more, then he picks up the picture
again and makes a little mark at the base of each tree and says,
"Ere
you go. One hundred."

The boss looks at the attempt. "You must be nuts if you think that
represents a hundred!" (Thought you'd like this one.)

The Cajun leans forward and points to the marks at the base of each
tree and says, "A little dog came along and crap by each tree. So
now

you got dirty tree and a turd, dirty tree and a turd, and dirty tree
and a turd, which makes one hundred.....So, when I start?!"

[SCIV]

Now that's good.

[bud8fan]

you have too much free time on your hands there jerry

[jerry2500]

This one is priceless...
Wrong email address?
A lesson to be learned from typing the wrong email address!

A Minneapolis couple decided to go to Florida to thaw out during a
particularly icy winter. They planned to stay at the same hotel
where they spent their honeymoon 20 years earlier.

Because of hectic schedules, it was difficult to coordinate their
travel schedules. So, the husband left Minnesota and flew to Florida
on Thursday, with his wife flying down the following day. The
husband checked into the hotel. There was a computer in his room, so
he decided to send an email to his wife. However, he accidentally
left out one letter in her email address, and without realizing his
error, sent the email.

Meanwhile, somewhere in Houston, a widow had just returned home from
her husband's funeral. He was a minister who was called home to
glory following a heart attack.

The widow decided to check her email expecting messages from
relatives and friends. After reading the first message, she screamed
and fainted.
The widow's son rushed into the room, found his mother on the floor,
and saw the computer screen which read:

"To: My Loving Wife
Subject: I've Arrived
Date: October 16, 2005

I know you're surprised to hear from me. They have computers here
now and you are allowed to send emails to your loved ones. I've just
arrived and have been checked in. I see that everything has been
prepared for your arrival tomorrow. Looking forward to seeing you
then! Hope your journey is as uneventful as mine was.

P.S. Sure is freaking hot down here!"

[Tim Z]

funny!

[stec3ve]

man those are great. see i can never find good new ones like that. they all suck or they're old. good taste dude. keep em comin.

[1slow01z71]

Those are pretty good I have read the wrong email one before but the Cajun one was pretty damn good "dirty tree and a turd"