Cake cutting (Marine Humor)

[we_fly_high]

My wifes grand pap turns 80 in Jan. so the family is throwing a huge party for him. He is a faded green Marine and served with Chesty aka ol Blood and Guts. my wife has to make the cake so she's making a retarded number of cupcakes and then a small 2 person cake. So her Uncle George and I both being Marines thought he would get a kick out of having his own little cake cutting ceremony with an NCO sword and seeing as he hasn't been to a ball since the 60's. Ill be sure to get some pics to throw up here.
Mike

[Crazy Blu]

My wifes grand pap turns 80 in Jan. so the family is throwing a huge party for him. He is a faded green Marine and served with Chesty aka ol Blood and Guts. my wife has to make the cake so she's making a retarded number of cupcakes and then a small 2 person cake. So her Uncle George and I both being Marines thought he would get a kick out of having his own little cake cutting ceremony with an NCO sword and seeing as he hasn't been to a ball since the 60's. Ill be sure to get some pics to throw up here.
Mike

Thats good shit, at the ball i went to this yr a Banana Marine cut the cake with a 21 yr old sgt lol. Dude was that banana marine salty! He was tossing back whiskey like it was going out of style tomorrow!!!

[we_fly_high]

I bet it didn't phase him either! We didn't have a ball my last year in, our operational tempo was to high and more that 75% of our unit was spread out to different countries. So come February, we had a massive Mess Night. Spouses were invited too... They saw a side of the Corps that most spouses don't lmao!

[Botlfed]

We always had ours in vegas, well besides the shit one we had in iraq anyways the last one i attended i was hanging out the top of a limo goin down the strip trying to load up skanks

[Crazy Blu]

I bet it didn't phase him either! We didn't have a ball my last year in, our operational tempo was to high and more that 75% of our unit was spread out to different countries. So come February, we had a massive Mess Night. Spouses were invited too... They saw a side of the Corps that most spouses don't lmao!

I love mess nights too!!!

[we_fly_high]

Yeah they gave us some O Douls or however you spell it, told us they worked out a deal with command to get us these drinks when we were in helmand. I've never seen an O act like a bigger tard than when there drunk on a non alchy beer... Not having a Ball and making up for it with a mess night was the best idea ever, Port and jungle juice was free too!

[Crazy Blu]

Our mess night 05 i put a whole can of copenhagen in the grog!

It also included gold schlagger(sp), tabassco, sailor jerry, orange juice, pepper, everclear and tomatoe juice!

Douls has a lil alcy like 0.5% i remember reading about it at this grocery store. Beers are only 5.xish%

My buddy got busted one day dance in his boxers during field day. So they called him out on it at mess night!

[we_fly_high]

Nice! No cope made it in to ours. We had a seperate grog for the spouses, and let me say, our enlisted wives dislike officers and there wives as much as we did! Lmao my wife made me proud that night!

[Crazy Blu]

Man do i miss the brotherhood. I would be 10 yrs out from retirement too. Such a good life as a Marine!