I've got a few dumb dumbs since I've been driving it again.
Had a redneck at Napa tell me I have a slight miss, that a new cap and rotor would clear it up.
Had an old boy ask me if it had a 3/4 race cam in it. Said "Yeah, got Ardun OHV heads and 3 Strohmburgs on it too"
Some redneck broad at a gas station gave me "That thing ain't running right, here's my husbands number he'll get ya fixed up. Knows these old 305's like the back of his hand"
And the dumbest thing I've ever been asked "Can I drive? So you can teach me how to drive a standard"