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    Wink Joke----Only a Mexican wife...

    The sick Mexican husband was laying on his death bed. He had only hours to live when suddenly he smelled tamales. He loved tamales more than anything else in the world,especially his querida Chita's tamales. With every last bit of the energy left in his mind and body, the terminally ill husband pulled himself out of bed, across the floor, down the hall, and into the kitchen. Here, his wife was removing the fresh batch of tamales from the stove top. As he reached for one of the freshly made tamales, his wife, Chita, smacked him in the back of the head with a wooden spoon:
    "Leave them alone, pendejo! ...They're for the funeral!"


    My Fiance says that is all me! I think that might be true when Im all old and senial, lol

    Her name is A Meli-
    "If everything is under control, you are going too slow."- MA

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    hahah...good one mel!!!
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    Ill bet My mexican wife gets a kick out of this!!!

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    yummmm i love tamales
    Name: Mark,
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    http://www.ls1truck.com/forums/my-ga...tml#post274877

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    Add tobasco and everyone at the funeral would remember me for my bathroom humor.
    99RCSB Broke because I wasted thousands and thousands of dollars on my truck.

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