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  1. 06-26-2009 04:12 PM #31
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    I'm tired of all the text FWDs but so far the best one is...

    Farrah Fawcett arrived in heaven in the morning, God granted her 1 wish... She wished for all the children to be safe... By the end of the day, Michael Jackson was dead...
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  2. 06-26-2009 04:15 PM #32
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    damm i hate fwd text,glad i havent got any,thats pretty low^^but funny
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    Quote Originally Posted by zeake View Post
    I heard since he was 90% plastic they were gonna melt him down and turn him into legos so children could play with him for a change.



    Lord I apologize and be with the starvin pygmes in new guniea.
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    Listen... At least MJ was a good host. He brought the children over, gave them some wine and pills and at least took them for a ride on the roller coaster in the back yard before he molested them.

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    Quote Originally Posted by DBTBSS View Post
    I'm tired of all the text FWDs but so far the best one is...

    Farrah Fawcett arrived in heaven in the morning, God granted her 1 wish... She wished for all the children to be safe... By the end of the day, Michael Jackson was dead...
    Yeah ive gotten like a zillion from tyler
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    Quote Originally Posted by duckysbht View Post
    Yeah ive gotten like a zillion from tyler
    I wasn't going to say any names but since you did. I'm with Moze... I wanna collapse his trachea also now
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    Tyler's fingers have to be getting tired..lol
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    Quote Originally Posted by DBTBSS View Post
    I'm tired of all the text FWDs but so far the best one is...

    Farrah Fawcett arrived in heaven in the morning, God granted her 1 wish... She wished for all the children to be safe... By the end of the day, Michael Jackson was dead...
    The best one I heard was:
    Michael Jackson didnt die from a heart attack. He died from food poisoning, from eating 12yr old weiners.
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    Quote Originally Posted by zeake View Post
    I heard since he was 90% plastic they were gonna melt him down and turn him into legos so children could play with him for a change.







    Lord I apologize and be with the starvin pygmes in new guniea.
    LMAO.
    i got this text too!
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    listen i dont see none of yall bustin that moonwalk. nigga can dance

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