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  1. 06-26-2009 04:01 PM #1
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    I heard since he was 90% plastic they were gonna melt him down and turn him into legos so children could play with him for a change.







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    I'm tired of all the text FWDs but so far the best one is...

    Farrah Fawcett arrived in heaven in the morning, God granted her 1 wish... She wished for all the children to be safe... By the end of the day, Michael Jackson was dead...
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    Quote Originally Posted by DBTBSS View Post
    I'm tired of all the text FWDs but so far the best one is...

    Farrah Fawcett arrived in heaven in the morning, God granted her 1 wish... She wished for all the children to be safe... By the end of the day, Michael Jackson was dead...
    Yeah ive gotten like a zillion from tyler
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    Quote Originally Posted by duckysbht View Post
    Yeah ive gotten like a zillion from tyler
    I wasn't going to say any names but since you did. I'm with Moze... I wanna collapse his trachea also now
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    Quote Originally Posted by duckysbht View Post
    Yeah ive gotten like a zillion from tyler
    +1 but he only sent me one that had to do with 50 year old meat and 10 year old buns. Someone else can transliterate it.
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    Quote Originally Posted by GasGuzzler View Post
    +1 but he only sent me one that had to do with 50 year old meat and 10 year old buns. Someone else can transliterate it.
    Not sure if your serious but i'll translate...MJ was 50 years old..so his meat would be 50 and he allegedly molested young boys..putting his 50 year old meat in their 10 year old buns....lol
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    Quote Originally Posted by GasGuzzler View Post
    +1 but he only sent me one that had to do with 50 year old meat and 10 year old buns. Someone else can transliterate it.
    Quote Originally Posted by brobradh77 View Post
    Not sure if your serious but i'll translate...MJ was 50 years old..so his meat would be 50 and he allegedly molested young boys..putting his 50 year old meat in their 10 year old buns....lol
    lmfao damm
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    Quote Originally Posted by STUNNA View Post
    lmfao damm
    lol..I know...but I wasnt sure if he was joking or not so I thought I would clarify...damn I felt dirty afterwards though..lol
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    Quote Originally Posted by duckysbht View Post
    Yeah ive gotten like a zillion from tyler
    Yeah Me tooo....thanks tyler..
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    Quote Originally Posted by DBTBSS View Post
    I'm tired of all the text FWDs but so far the best one is...

    Farrah Fawcett arrived in heaven in the morning, God granted her 1 wish... She wished for all the children to be safe... By the end of the day, Michael Jackson was dead...
    The best one I heard was:
    Michael Jackson didnt die from a heart attack. He died from food poisoning, from eating 12yr old weiners.
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