Jokes......you got 'em, post 'em!

[DigitalBoy0101]

this will top them all.
For your entertainment... - LS1TECH

The winnah!

I had to have my gallbladder removed about 2 years ago. For about the first month afterward, I was in extreme danger of...........that.......happening at virtually any moment and with zero warning. Yes, I destroyed clothing LOL. Luckily I was usually at home, but once I had to go home from work, change, and go back >.< I actually toyed with the idea of wearing Depends but couldn't bring myself to that level of degradation. Better to just buy more skivvies and jeans.

2 years later and my lower digestive system still isn't 100% normal, but MUCH better.

[Botlfed]

this will top them all.
For your entertainment... - LS1TECH

i just put that in my favorites.

[sprayedenali]

i remember reading that a while back, HILARIOUS

[Botlfed]

the military joke, is the same everywhere, but it end differently for whatever service memeber is telling it

[cjriojas]

How many kids with A.D.D. does it take to change a light bulb
























You wanna go ride bikes!

[foggy]

Why I had to Change Hotels Last week

Last week I checked into my hotel in Tampa and was a bit lonely. I
thought, I'll call one of those girls you see advertised in phone
books like escorts and such. I picked up the phone book and found an
ad for a girl calling herself Erogonique, a lovely girl, bending over
in the photo. She had all the right curves in all the right places,
beautiful long wavy hair, long graceful legs..... well, you get the
picture!

I figured, what the heck, give her a call.

"Hello," the woman says.

God, she sounded sexy. Afraid I would lose my nerve if I hesitated I
rushed right in: "Hi, I hear you give a great massage and I'd like you
to come to my room and give me one. No, wait, I should be straight
with you. I'm in town all alone and what I really want is sex. I want
it hard, I want it hot, and I want it now. Bring implements, toys,
rubber, leather, whips, everything you've got in your bag of tricks.
We'll go hot and heavy all night; tie me up, cover me in chocolate
syrup and whipped cream, anything and everything! Now, how does that
sound?"

"That sounds fantastic," she says, "but you need to press 9 for an
outside line."

[bud8fan]

A cop stops a Harley for traveling faster than the posted speed limit, so he asks the biker his name.

'Fred,' he replies.

'Fred what?' the officer asks.

'Just Fred,' the man responds.

The officer is in a good mood and thinks he might just give the biker a
break and, write him out a warning instead of a ticket. The officer then
presses him for the last name.

The man tells him that he used to have a last name but lost it. The
officer thinks that he has a nut case on his hands but plays along with it. 'Tell
me, Fred, how did you lose your last name?'


The biker replies, 'It's a long story, so stay with me.' I was born Fred
Dingaling. I know -- a funny last name. The kids used to tease me all
the time, so I stayed to myself, studied hard and got good grades. When I got
older, I realized that I wanted to be a doctor. I went through college,
medical school, internship, residency, and finally got my degree, so I was
Fred Dingaling, MD. After a while I got bored being a doctor, so I
decided to go back to school.. Dentistry was my dream! Got all the way through
school, got my degree, so then I was Fred Dingaling, MD, DDS. Got bored
doing dentistry, so I started fooling around with my assistant and she
gave me VD, so now I was Fred Dingaling, MD, DDS, with VD. Well, the ADA found out about the VD, so they took away my DDS. Then I was Fred Dingaling,
MD, with VD. Then the AMA found out about the ADA taking away my MD because
of the VD, so they took away my MD leaving me as Fred Dingaling with VD.
Then the VD took away my Dingaling, so now I am Just Fred.'

[cjriojas]

What does DNA stand for?






















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