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[DigitalBoy0101]

Subject: (Humor Medical Response to the Health Care Proposal
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> The American Medical Association has weighed in on the new health care plan being developed by the Obama Team.
> Allergists voted to scratch it, but the
> Dermatologists advised not to make any rash moves.
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> Gastroenterologists had sort of a gut feeling about it, but the
> Neurologists thought the Administration had a lot of nerve.
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> Obstetricians felt they were all laboring under a misconception.
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> Ophthalmologists considered the idea shortsighted.
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> Pathologists yelled, "Over my dead body!" while the
> Pediatricians said, 'Oh, Grow up!'
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> Psychiatrists thought the whole idea was madness, while the
> Radiologists could see right through it.
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> Surgeons decided to wash their hands of the whole thing..
> Internists thought it was a bitter pill to swallow, and the
> Plastic Surgeons said, "This puts a whole new face on the matter."
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> Podiatrists thought it was a step forward, but the
> Urologists were pissed off at the whole idea.
> Anesthesiologists thought the idea was a gas, and the
> Cardiologists didn't have the heart to say no. In the end, the
> Proctologists are leaving the entire decision up to the assholes in Washington.

[Frenchy]

An 80 year old man gets himself a 20 year old wife and knocks her up, proud as punch about this he tells his doctor. Well the doctor starts telling him about another patient who has hunted all his life but was starting into dementia, "He was out hunting but had forgot his rifle and only had his cane, he came across a big beaver whose fur would get a nice amount of cash, but forgetting his rifle he lifted his cane aimed and went "bang, bang" the beaver dropped dead". The old man says "well logic tells me someone else pumped a couple rounds into that beaver". Doctor says "Yes I think that applies to you too"

[r.barn]

Father and son go to drug store for couple of things.
Walking down the aisle they pass the condoms.
Son asks what those are and Dad briefly explains. Sons says oh yeah
they told us about that in health class.

As they start back down the aisle son ask: but why do they come in
all these different multi-packs ?

Dad replies: Well the singles are for high school. One for Saturday night
The 3 packs are for college. One for Friday, Sat. and Sun.
The 12 packs are for when you get married. One for Jan., Feb., March, April ..........

[pl4yboy]

Garrisson Joslin.

[Botlfed]

2 old men get drunk and decide to go to a whore house, they walk in ask for 2 rooms, well the pimp not wanting to waste 2 girls on these old drunk farts, puts blow up dolls in thier rooms and tells em go on up. lights are off and theyre ready for ya. The next morning the 2 old men discuss thier adventure the 1st one chuckles and says guess im not as good as i used to be, mine just layed there didnt make a sound, 2nd old man says i think mine was a witch, i bit her on the neck and she flew out the window and took my damn teeth with her.

[Botlfed]

Garrisson Joslin.

EAD

[pl4yboy]

EAD

Rofl. Man, I don't get to pick on you while I live up here... gotta do it somehow.

[txarkitekt]

Garrisson Joslin.

THE best joke in this thread.

[pl4yboy]

THE best joke in this thread.

Til you posted.

[jcormier89]

Til you posted.