I know a few of you on here are the reason these were documented....

The following came from an anonymous mother in Austin, Texas . .
Things I've learned from my boys (honest and not kidding)

* A king size water bed holds enough water to fill a 2000 sq. ft. house 4 inches deep.

* If you spray hair spray on dust bunnies and run over them with roller blades, they can ignite.

* A three-year old boy's voice is louder than 200 adults in a crowded restaurant.

* If you hook a dog leash over a ceiling fan, the motor is not strong enough to rotate a 42 pound boy wearing Batman underwear and a Superman cape. It is strong enough, however, if tied to a paint can, to spread paint on all four walls of a 20 x 20 ft. room.

* You should not throw baseballs up when the ceiling fan is on. When using a ceiling
fan as a bat, you have to throw the ball up a few times before you get a hit.
A ceiling fan can hit a baseball a long way.

*The glass in windows (even double-pane) doesn't stop a baseball hit by a ceiling fan.

* When you hear the toilet flush and the words "Uh oh," it's already too late.

* Brake fluid mixed with Clorox makes smoke, and lots of it.

* A six-year old boy can start a fire with a flint rock even though a 36-year old man
says they can only do it in the movies.

* Certain Lego's will pass through the digestive tract of a four-year old boy.

* Play Dough and microwave should not be used in the same sentence.

* Super glue is forever.

* No matter how much Jell-O you put in a swimming pool you still can't walk on water.

* Pool filters do not like Jell-O.

* VCRs do not eject "PB&J" sandwiches, even though TV commercials show they do.

* Garbage bags do not make good parachutes.

* Marbles in gas tanks make lots of noise when driving.

* You probably DO NOT want to know what that odor is.

* Always look in the oven before you turn it on; plastic toys do not like ovens.

* The fire department in Austin, TX has a 5-minute response time.

* The spin cycle on the washing machine does not make earthworms dizzy.
It will, however, make cats dizzy.
Cats throw up twice their body weight when dizzy.

(80% of men who read this will try mixing the Clorox and brake fluid.)