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    A new pastor was visiting in the homes of his parishioners. At one house it
    seemed obvious that someone was at home, but no answer came to his repeated
    knocks at the door.
    Therefore, he took out a card and wrote "Revelation 3:20" on the back of it
    and stuck it in the door. When the offering was processed the following
    Sunday, he found that his card had been returned. Added to it was this
    cryptic message, "Genesis 3:10."
    Reaching for his Bible to check out the citation, he broke up in gales of
    laughter. Revelation 3:20 begins "Behold, I stand at the door and knock."
    Genesis 3:10 reads, "I heard your voice in the garden and I was afraid for I
    was naked."
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    Surgeon General never said anything about smokin' Fords.
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    Good one.
    Gone, but not forgotten!

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    Tattoos, Kustoms, Chops, Guns and Pits..........Need I say more? AFTERLIFE KUSTOMS.

    Getting ready to put an 82 Chevy 1/2 ton blazer under the knife.

    EL JEFE
    ROUGHNECK


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    Good one!
    See my truck data in the "My Garage" section here... http://www.ls1truck.com/forums/my-ga...tml#post191709

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