Country's Top 17

[NITROUS]

I knew there was some reason I like Metal!

Top 17 Country songs

17. I Hate Every Bone in her Body but Mine
16. It's Hard To Kiss The Lips At Night That Chewed Your Ass Out All Day Long
15. If I Can't Be Number One In Your Life, Then Number Two On You
14. If The Phone Don't Ring, You'll Know It's Me
13. How Can I Miss You If You Won't Go Away?
12. I Liked You Better Before I Got to Know You So Well
11. I Still Miss You Baby, But My Aim's Gettin' Better
10. I Wouldn't Take Her To A Dog Fight 'Cause I'm Afraid She'd Win
9. I'll Marry You Tomorrow, But Let's Honeymoon Tonight
8. I'm So Miserable Without You, It's Like You're Still Here
7. If I Had Shot You When I First Wanted To, I'd Be Out Of Prison By Now
6. My Wife Ran Off With My Best Friend And I Sure Do Miss Him
5. She Got The Ring And I Got The Finger
4. You're The Reason Our Kids Are So Ugly
3. Her Teeth Was Stained But Her Heart Was Pure
2. She's Looking Better After Every Beer

And the Number #1 country song is. . . .
1. I Ain't Never Gone To Bed With Ugly Women but I've Sure Woke Up With A Few!

[1slow01z71]

LMAO even though those arent real still funny "I Still Miss You Baby, But My Aim's Gettin' Better"

[motoxlifer]

"I hate every bone in her body but mine"

[RedHeartbeat]

"Went to bed at 2 with a 10 and woke up at 10 with a 2"

[bud8fan]

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"Went to bed at 2 with a 10 and woke up at 10 with a 2"
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..now thats some funny shit right..lord i apologize and for the pigmese down in.......

[Tim Z]

she got the goldmine, i got the shaft.

[jerry2500]

I can relate to this 16. It&#39;s Hard To Kiss The Lips At Night That Chewed Your Ass Out All Day Long