New Years Eve!!!!!

[txarkitekt]

1. Don't be stupid about drinking and driving, ESP. tonight
2. Watch Travis Pastrana jump his Subaru 250'
3. Shots are required, minimum of 2
4. If he/she can talk and walk it is NOT taking advantage of JK JK JK

5. You all have a awesome evening and HAPPY NEW YEAR!!!!

Yeah--too bad I am reading this NOW.

Ok, lets see:
1. Duh. Didn't drive. Had a Muhammed drive for me.
2. Didn't see it. Was too busy drinking and trying to get these two chicks to come home with me and my friend.
3. Does 9 count?
4. Well, lets not talk about that. I woke up at my friend's place in Dallas in his extra bedroom with the "lady of the night" wearing my boxers and one sock.
5. I would definitely fail a lie detector test if I was asked: "Do you remember everything that happened last night." Went and had lunch at Hooters with my friend and the two ladies that made our evening magical...6 pitchers of Miller Lite, 3 appetizers, and 50 Bentley wings.

Don't you just love it when you have to talk to other people to help you remember what happened the night before?

[RedHeartbeat]

At least you didn't wake up with your backside hurting, or did you?

[WARLOCK]

Its Tyler of course his backside hurt. He forgot to mention the "girl" with one sock on, next to him was his buddy