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    Car Forum summary

    I stole this from the duramax forum. Too good.

    Summary of Car Forums Bentley Forums
    - - - I used the ash tray today. How do I replace it?

    Camaro/Firebird Forums
    - - - My girl slept with my brother and my wife.

    Mustang forums
    - - - Some punk kid in a Civic tried to race me.

    Monte Carlo forums
    - - - Why do I keep getting pulled over, it ain't stolen yo.

    Civic forums
    - - - Some punk kid in a Mustang tried to race me.

    VW Bug forum
    - - - The Save the Earth concert was a success (pics)

    Yugo Forum
    - - - When's the last time yours ran?

    Lamborghini forum
    - - - Wind noise around 210MPH

    Miata forums
    - - - Some redneck jackass in a Chevy Tahoe just ran over my car (pics)

    Chevy Tahoe forum
    - - - Miata stuck in my undercarriage. How do I safely remove it? (pics)

    Pontiac Fiero forum
    - - - Just bought a new flame ******ant suit (pics)

    BMW 7-series forum
    - - - Where to get service on my Rolex?

    Cadillac forum
    - - - Problems parallel parking at bingo.

    Chevy Suburban Forum
    - - - Is the price of gas going down anytime soon?

    Buick Forum
    - - - Is Medicare or Medicaid right for me?

    Delorean forum
    - - - Just got back from the future and blew a head gasket. Please help. I'm from 1985.

    Crown Victoria forum
    - - - How come people never pass me on the highway?

    Honda Accord forum
    - - - Mom is giving me the car. Looking for some cheap, used 18 inch rims.

    Toyota Echo forum
    - - - Do our cars use AAA or AA's?

    Ferrari forums
    - - - Need suggestions about a business trip to Colombia. Want to get in and out fast.

    Porsche forums
    - - - Tire just went flat. Is it best to trade or sell the car myself?

    Saturn forums
    - - - Roman candle landed on my fender. Melted and need to replace.

    Jaguar forum
    - - - Is the carbon fiber dash kit group-buy still on?

    Mercedes forum
    - - - My wife and her stink hole lawyer are trying to ruin me in divorce court.

    Mini forum
    - - - Just flipped the Cooper after seeing The Italian Job. Suing the movie company. (pics)

    Dodge Viper forum
    - - - I frightened myself on the way home from work yesterday. How to get pee stains out of the leather?

    McLaren F1 forum
    - - - Some punk kid in a F16 tried to race me.

    Dodge Minivan forum
    - - - Where's the best place to post the soccer schedule so I don't forget where I'm supposed to be?

    Hummer forum
    - - - Had a fender bender today. 24 hurt, 10 killed. Do I have to get the black touch-up paint from the dealer? He's 25 miles away. That's $35 in gas.

    Fiat forum
    - - - Hello? Am I the only member?

    Subaru WRX forum
    - - - I hate cops. Got ticketed for drifting in the Walmart parking lot.

    SRT Forums
    - - - Will this void my warranty?

    RX7 Forums
    - - - 13B Groupbuy full, stop PM'ing me.

    DSM Forums
    - - -Transmission Groupbuy Full stop PM'ing me

    Supra Forums
    - - - Head too big to fit in car. Should have bought a Targa.

    Vette Forums
    - - - Why did I pay $50k for something with a Cavalier steering wheel?

    Chevy pickup forum
    - - - How do I git the dried tobacky juice stains off the side of mah truck?

    Expedition forum
    - - - I parked in my garage and now I can't open the doors to my truck, can someone rescue me?

    Dodge Ram forum
    - - - Am I the only one without "rams head" taillight covers?

    Volvo forum
    - - - My husband still wears his sweater tied around his neck at soccer games, is this wrong?

    Chevy Trucks forum
    - - - It aint going into fifth! What in tarnations is wrong? Hell, I aint got all day! Com'on niow ya'll shoot me a holler. Gotta git those darn cows rounded up

    Pontiac Fiero forum
    - - - Forums are down due to server fire.

    Ford forum:
    - - - Anybody know where I can find a good mechanic?

    Honda Integra Type R forum
    - - - I dont think my tailpipe is loud enough, only half of my neighborhood wakes up when i drive at night, what should i do??

    Ford 2.3 forums
    - - - Help! Replaced everything, still doesn't start!
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    The Bentley one made me laugh...I see them everyday around my work...beautiful cars but that's probably about right - replacing the ashtray lol.

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    The Lambo one made me chuckle.
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    All very funny, one of the techs. over by me has a fiat so that was extra funny lol
    GET OUT OF HERE WITH THAT RICER MATH!

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    saturn lol
    2006 Trailblazer SS RWD

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    Hummer forum
    - - - Had a fender bender today. 24 hurt, 10 killed. Do I have to get the black touch-up paint from the dealer? He's 25 miles away. That's $35 in gas.
    I don't care who ya are, that's funny right thar!

    ..............and yes, I still want one. I've done some crazy stuff in Army H1s even with the gutless '80s 6.2 diesel. IMO worth every penny the military pays for them, which is around $36K if I remember the figures I saw correctly. *edit* Though, all the Hummers my National Guard unit received were used, so that may have been a depreciated figure.
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    '02 Avalanche 1500 Z-71, BFG All-Terrains, K&N FIPK, Superchips tuner (Nelson eventually), 750-watt Alpine stereo W/ JL midgate Stealthbox.
    '88 Mustang GT, 400HP on motor, T-56 6-speed, 3.73s, 150HP NOS
    '89 K5 Blazer 1500, blown motor and transmission. Another project some year.
    '95 Polaris 600XCR snowmobile, pipes, heads, bored carbs.

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    Quote Originally Posted by zeake View Post
    Honda Integra Type R forum
    - - - I dont think my tailpipe is loud enough, only half of my neighborhood wakes up when i drive at night, what should i do??

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    pretty funny

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    My favs...

    Quote Originally Posted by zeake View Post
    Pontiac Fiero forum
    - - - Just bought a new flame ******ant suit (pics)

    Delorean forum
    - - - Just got back from the future and blew a head gasket. Please help. I'm from 1985.

    Supra Forums
    - - - Head too big to fit in car. Should have bought a Targa.

    Expedition forum
    - - - I parked in my garage and now I can't open the doors to my truck, can someone rescue me?

    Ford forum:
    - - - Anybody know where I can find a good mechanic?

    2000 ECSB 6.0L
    TORQUER V2 CAM ● COMP 918's ● 7.4 HARDENED PUSHRODS ● K&N SERIES 77 CAI ● 80mm BBK ●PACESETTER LT HEADERS AND 3'' ORY ● SUPER 40 FLOW ● 3000 STALL ● 4.10s ● BUILT 80e ● VORTEC PERFORMANCE TUNE ● MSD 8.5mm PLUG WIRES● ELEC. CUTOUT ● UD & ALT PULLEYS ● FLEX-A-LITE E-FANS ● 22" CENTERLINE STINGRAY III's ● LUND FIBERGLASS TONNEAU ● 2" LEVELING SHACKLES ● 12K HID LOWS & FOGS ● LEDs ● DEBADGED ● WHITE-FACED ESCALADE GAUGES ● KICKER 450.1 ● 2-CVR 10's ● DS60's ● K693's

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