+ Reply to Thread
Results 1 to 5 of 5

Thread: Joke

  1. #1
    Join Date
    Jul 2005
    Location
    Azle , Texas
    Posts
    702

    Joke

    A Japanese doctor said, 'Medicine in my country is so advanced that we
    can take a kidney out of one man, put it in another, and have him
    looking for work in six weeks.'

    A German doctor said, 'That's nothing, we can take a lung out of one
    person, put it in another, and have him looking for work in four weeks.'

    A British doctor said, 'In my country, medicine is so advanced that we
    can take half of a heart out of one person, put it in another, and have
    them both looking for work in two weeks.'

    A Texas doctor, not to be outdone said, ‘You guys are way behind. We
    took a man with no brains out of Texas , put him in the White House and now half
    the country is looking for work’.
    Now what is a tune again?

    Comp Cam 54-412-11 , Int:265, 212, .522 , Exh: 271, 218, .529 , LSA 114 , Longtube , CAI (Vararam) , TransGo HD2 shift kit , tuned by me with EFILive

  2. #2
    Join Date
    Sep 2005
    Location
    Austin Tx.
    Posts
    13,138
    Quote Originally Posted by use2bfo View Post
    A Japanese doctor said, 'Medicine in my country is so advanced that we
    can take a kidney out of one man, put it in another, and have him
    looking for work in six weeks.'

    A German doctor said, 'That's nothing, we can take a lung out of one
    person, put it in another, and have him looking for work in four weeks.'

    A British doctor said, 'In my country, medicine is so advanced that we
    can take half of a heart out of one person, put it in another, and have
    them both looking for work in two weeks.'

    A Texas doctor, not to be outdone said, ‘You guys are way behind. We
    took a man with no brains out of Texas , put him in the White House and now half
    the country is looking for work’.
    that is good
    1951 3100
    1984 C10

  3. #3
    Join Date
    Oct 2007
    Location
    connecticut
    Posts
    986
    so true, so true,lol
    02' silverado ext. cb 2wd , 5.3 liter 325c.i. LM7, ported and polished throttlebody with bypass, Jannetty Racing 87 octane dyno tune, cold air intake with custom ram air, Heavy duty built 4l60e with vette servo, Z-pac clutches, "The Beast" Sunshell, transgo shift kit, yukon 4.10 gears with true trac, custom exhaust with Moroso Spiralflow, no cats, MSD 8.5 race wires, NGK TR55's
    Quote Originally Posted by farmtruc View Post
    Damn dude, take it easy on yourself during personal wacky time lol.
    Sometimes it can get out of hand
    Quote Originally Posted by DamnYankee View Post
    Satan just called - hell froze over.
    Quote Originally Posted by pl4yboy View Post
    I take it like a virgin on prom night... I'm not happy, it hurts, but at the same time, I'm too drunk to care.

  4. #4
    Join Date
    Dec 2003
    Location
    Azle,TX
    Posts
    3,682
    LMAO! BTW the new wheels look good on the TB
    Vortec Performance Tuned
    LQ9 built 4L60 LTs and a billion miles on the speedo!

  5. #5
    Join Date
    Jul 2005
    Location
    Azle , Texas
    Posts
    702
    Quote Originally Posted by COWL327 View Post
    LMAO! BTW the new wheels look good on the TB
    Thanks , with new tires the thing rides so much better , factory tires are crap .
    Now what is a tune again?

    Comp Cam 54-412-11 , Int:265, 212, .522 , Exh: 271, 218, .529 , LSA 114 , Longtube , CAI (Vararam) , TransGo HD2 shift kit , tuned by me with EFILive

+ Reply to Thread

Posting Permissions

  • You may not post new threads
  • You may not post replies
  • You may not post attachments
  • You may not edit your posts