Quote Originally Posted by pl4yboy View Post
I had one that was super hot last year. Late 20s, great body, flirted with me a little. Turns out, she has three kids... from her huge black football coach husband.
That sounds like my buddy i used to work with lol. His GF dumped him so we headed to get some mexican food and I tried to hook him up with the waiter until we found out she had twins by a black guy lol

Quote Originally Posted by jetmech View Post
I currently have a "B"......and a girlfriend
A girlfriend does not mean a thing if she aint a good one

Quote Originally Posted by BrutalSierra View Post
ask for some tutoring after class then break out a rag and chloroform and ask her what the rag smells like!
sounds like you have done this before... you been fighting micheal jackson over the little kids too?