HAHAAA, if you have mechanical know-how, time AND the money, I'm sure the guys here on the site would be able to talk you through it over the phone. There is a wealth of knowledge on here. I'm convinced some of these guys could do it with their eyes closed.
If you're in TX, i'm sure there are a few people who would come over and help you get it in in a weekend. You provide the beer and food of course.