Originally Posted by tanz45
1. Don't be stupid about drinking and driving, ESP. tonight
2. Watch Travis Pastrana jump his Subaru 250'
3. Shots are required, minimum of 2
4. If he/she can talk and walk it is NOT taking advantage ofJK JK JK
5. You all have a awesome evening and HAPPY NEW YEAR!!!!
Yeah--too bad I am reading this NOW.
Ok, lets see:
1. Duh. Didn't drive. Had a Muhammed drive for me.
2. Didn't see it. Was too busy drinking and trying to get these two chicks to come home with me and my friend.
3. Does 9 count?
4. Well, lets not talk about that. I woke up at my friend's place in Dallas in his extra bedroom with the "lady of the night" wearing my boxers and one sock.
5. I would definitely fail a lie detector test if I was asked: "Do you remember everything that happened last night."Went and had lunch at Hooters with my friend and the two ladies that made our evening magical...6 pitchers of Miller Lite, 3 appetizers, and 50 Bentley wings.
Don't you just love it when you have to talk to other people to help you remember what happened the night before?
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