Ok--I know exactly what to do:
1. Get your foot out of your ass
2. Take Diablo programmer and throw it into the middle of the highway and watch it get obliterated. (No--really...do it. )
3. Laugh at cars and trucks running over programmer in the middle of road.
4. Quick--RUN! The damn Cops spotted you!
5. Get a custom tune.

SEE??? Wasn't that easy?

But seriously--go ahead and turn the programmer back to stock and sell it on Craigslist or Ebay. Use the equity $$$ you get from it to help pay for the custom tune.