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    Are you a Democrat, Republican or Texas Republican. Here is a little test that will help you decide.

    The answer can be found by posing the following question:

    You're walking down a deserted street with your wife and two small children. Suddenly, an Islamic Terrorist with a huge knife comes around the corner, locks eyes with you, screams
    obscenities, praises Allah, raises the knife, and charges at you. You are carrying a Glock cal .40, and you are an expert shot. You have mere seconds before he reaches you and your family.

    What do you do?
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    Democrat's Answer:

    Well, that's not enough information to answer the question! Does the man look poor! Or oppressed? Have I ever done anything to him that would inspire him to attack? Could we
    run away? What does my wife think? What about the kids?
    Could I possibly swing the gun like a club and knock the knife out of his hand? What does the law say about this situation? Does the Glock have appropriate safety built into it? Why am I carrying a loaded gun anyway, and what kind of message does this send to society and to my children? Is it possible he'd be happy with just killing me? Does he definitely want to kill me, or would he be content just to wound me?
    If I were to grab his knees and hold on, could my family get away while he was stabbing me? Should I call 9-1-1? Why is this street so deserted? We need to raise taxes, have a paint and weed day and make this happier, healthier street that would discourage such behavior. This is all so confusing! I need to debate this with some friends for few days and try to come to a consensus.
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    Texas Republican's Answer:

    BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG!
    click.....(reloading). BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! Click

    Daughter: "Nice grouping, Daddy! Were those the Winchester Silver Tips or Hollow Points?

    Son: Git-r-Dun Pop! Can I shoot the next one!

    Wife: You ain't taking that to the Taxidermist!
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    i'll go with "C"

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    id probably drop the gun and find the nearest mini gun then unload. i like mini guns. like the one schwarzenegger used in predator when he took out the WHOLE FOREST
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    Well, I see I am not a Democrat.

    That kind of reminds me of Indiana Jones and the one shot it took to kill they guy showing off/swinging the sword in preparation for battle. Poor guy came to a shoot out armed with only a knife. What a cocky dead bastard.
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    and when you run outa bullets pistol whip his ass

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    What the hell is a "demodrat" the author of this thread is an IDIOT
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    whats an "idoit"?
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    Originally posted by AGRV8D@Dec 12 2005, 03:06 PM
    whats an "idoit"?
    i do it: someone who does it their self

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    wht dont you modify the title smart guy
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    are you guys like brothers or something?
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