So my neighbor is insane (cops called)

[567234ta]

she lives in a trailor on the other side of my privacy fence. when she first moved in she introduces herself fairly nicely. after about a week she asks me why are you always spying on me? im like WTF? she says she always see me coming outside. well i am always letting my dogs out or i sit on my back porch and have a smoke. i assure her i am not interested in anything she is doing.

so a few weeks pass, she comes to my front door saying i am stalking her and spying on her. now mind you she is about 50 and the furthest thing from attractive, so anyone in their right mind would be like i tell her again i dont give a damn about her and i am minding my own business and she should do the same. she apologizes and leaves.

a few days later she is yelling thru the fence at me again as i am taking out my trash. i tell her i dont want to have anything at all to do with her, dont care what she is doing or not doing and to leave me alone. i walk away and ignore her while she is yelling a bunch of crap.

so yesterday the doorbell rings, i open the door and its her she is like "YOU mOTHER F***** and i go to shut the door, she pushes it back open and keeps yelling obscenities at me. LOL so i forcefully close the door while she tries to stop me. my g/fs are both sitting right there. they insist i better call the cops on her so i agree just incase she comes back and i have to do something to defend them or myself so there is a record of it. so the cops say they can have her taken to jail on a 15 year felony charge of home invasion if i wish to press charges on her.

i tell them just go warn her and tell her to stay away. im wondering how long she will be able to obey that before she explodes again. there are some nutcases in this world.

[PurpleMinivan]

That's crazy! Maybe she's doing something illegal at her house or just plain nuts or.... Maybe she thinks your a Wizard and wants to play with your wand

[2k5Squirrel]

she lives in a trailor on the other side of my privacy fence. when she first moved in she introduces herself fairly nicely. after about a week she asks me why are you always spying on me? im like WTF? she says she always see me coming outside. well i am always letting my dogs out or i sit on my back porch and have a smoke. i assure her i am not interested in anything she is doing.

so a few weeks pass, she comes to my front door saying i am stalking her and spying on her. now mind you she is about 50 and the furthest thing from attractive, so anyone in their right mind would be like i tell her again i dont give a damn about her and i am minding my own business and she should do the same. she apologizes and leaves.

a few days later she is yelling thru the fence at me again as i am taking out my trash. i tell her i dont want to have anything at all to do with her, dont care what she is doing or not doing and to leave me alone. i walk away and ignore her while she is yelling a bunch of crap.

so yesterday the doorbell rings, i open the door and its her she is like "YOU mOTHER F***** and i go to shut the door, she pushes it back open and keeps yelling obscenities at me. LOL so i forcefully close the door while she tries to stop me. my g/fs are both sitting right there. they insist i better call the cops on her so i agree just incase she comes back and i have to do something to defend them or myself so there is a record of it. so the cops say they can have her taken to jail on a 15 year felony charge of home invasion if i wish to press charges on her.

i tell them just go warn her and tell her to stay away. im wondering how long she will be able to obey that before she explodes again. there are some nutcases in this world.

some folks are just not all there. when i had two girlfriends they hated each other

[RedHeartbeat]

Thats what happens when you treat them as one night stands. Its the whole fatal attraction thing.

[COWL327]

Illya...not to be rude but....you have girls in and out of there...LOL she wants in buddy!....i hear the song playing in the background....Im too sexy for my.....LMAO!

[567234ta]

Thats what happens when you treat them as one night stands. Its the whole fatal attraction thing.

LOL if she messes with me anymore i am gonna try and get it on tape, you will see that any man in his right mind would turn gay before going for that.

[TurboMic]

lol, she sound like she is tweaking a little too much.....

[AFSP1211]

LOL if she messes with me anymore i am gonna try and get it on tape, you will see that any man in his right mind would turn gay before going for that.

I think I smell the next big Viral Video

[Chevy-Art]

Do you live near Wtfan18, I hear he has a crazy neighbor also. She was hiding behind a tree with a shotgun.
http://www.ls1truck.com/forums/lsx-t...-begins-6.html

[PurpleMinivan]

Play it up with her next time... Tell her I'm not spying on you, I'm sorry I just can't resist your sexy body and I can see it in your eyes and can read it on your face that you need some lovin... Yes Girl, It's written all over you... Let me fill that void in your life momma... I could have so much fun with this, I love it!