The One upper

[Show&Go]

Yeah I guess I could bs them right back. But when it comes to someone like that I just tend to not have time for it.
Personally Im sick of all the "time guessing" that goes on in my town. People around here race someone who raced someone who got them by this many and that guy said their time from that time at the track was this much. One dude went around town claiming high 12s.... He didnt beat me... on 22s and anyone at SAR can tell you Im a smoke show on 22s. But he thought he was 12s cause the PREVIOUS owner of his truck did a 12 when he was on slicks *and spray from what we found out* But this guy has never actually been to a track. I got a feeling the TOPPER in the op may have had the same assumption disease. I got a feeling the TOPPER had never been to a track a day in his life. Or ever drove a 14 sec ride let alone a 13. Once you get 14s you realize it isnt just talk to do a 13 and its a good bit of work for a 12

[MKader17]

The next time your faced with an obvious topper just look him dead in the eye, arrange your hands like you are showing him the size of a good fish, and say, "You know, I like to suck penis' this big."

I bet he won't top that.

[Show&Go]

That would be on a list of things not to do. Although it would be funny

[Frenchy]

The next time your faced with an obvious topper just look him dead in the eye, arrange your hands like you are showing him the size of a good fish, and say, "You know, I like to suck penis' this big."

I bet he won't top that.

I believe Tyler did that, turns out they guy actually had a penis that big. Thats how it all got started and thats why he grew a variety of moustaches, to keep FishDick happy.

[Show&Go]

I believe Tyler did that, turns out they guy actually had a penis that big. Thats how it all got started and thats why he grew a variety of moustaches, to keep FishDick happy.

That was scewed up but hilarious

[GasGuzzler]

Please stop.

[zeake]

Another name for idiots like that is . . . .. . . .. . . . . . . . . . .. . . . . RICER !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[zeake]

One shouldn't knock a turbo till they have tried it. The boost is absolutely amazing.

[txarkitekt]

I believe Tyler did that, turns out they guy actually had a penis that big. Thats how it all got started and thats why he grew a variety of moustaches, to keep FishDick happy.

Hey Devin--why don't you go work on a POS Ford.

Oh wait--you don't do that anymore. You can't even work on a Ford the right way. JFWY.

The mustaches were grown simply for the retarded "wow" factor. Have you grown one? CAN you grow one? NO and NO. When you have the cajones to do so, doors will open everywhere: I got VIP treatment at several bars in Dallas (as in they let me bypass the line and I walked right in); you are automatically given a Sheriff's badge; random chicks walk up to you at bars and make out with you (actually happened--I have several witnesses); you can legally beat women; etc. The list is endless...

[Show&Go]

I dont think that a STASH can open that man doors tyler