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    Quote Originally Posted by jetmech View Post
    I currently have a "B"......and a girlfriend
    Well get an A and a F buddy...
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    Quote Originally Posted by Frenchy View Post
    Put it to her. Do a good enough job that you don't need to study or pay attention. Get an A regardless.

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    couldnt have said it better myself...

    Quote Originally Posted by ss454327 View Post
    Well get an A and a F buddy...
    epic win!!! hahaha!
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    ask for some tutoring after class then break out a rag and chloroform and ask her what the rag smells like!

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    Quote Originally Posted by ss454327 View Post
    well get an a and a f buddy...
    lol

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    Quote Originally Posted by pl4yboy View Post
    I had one that was super hot last year. Late 20s, great body, flirted with me a little. Turns out, she has three kids... from her huge black football coach husband.
    That sounds like my buddy i used to work with lol. His GF dumped him so we headed to get some mexican food and I tried to hook him up with the waiter until we found out she had twins by a black guy lol

    Quote Originally Posted by jetmech View Post
    I currently have a "B"......and a girlfriend
    A girlfriend does not mean a thing if she aint a good one

    Quote Originally Posted by BrutalSierra View Post
    ask for some tutoring after class then break out a rag and chloroform and ask her what the rag smells like!
    sounds like you have done this before... you been fighting micheal jackson over the little kids too?

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    Quote Originally Posted by NoTaTurBo View Post
    sounds like you have done this before... you been fighting micheal jackson over the little kids too?
    Hell no! F michael Jackson, he was a sick pedophile!

    That was a joke my friend!

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    Quote Originally Posted by BrutalSierra View Post
    Hell no! F michael Jackson, he was a sick pedophile!

    That was a joke my friend!
    i was just messin with ya man haha mr jackson :

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    the replies = greatness, heres a thought, when you sit down put on a blind fold, when she asks what youre doing, you can either say you have a sensitivity to flourescent lights and its giving you a headache, or say, your hotness is distracting me from concentration if you wear a rubber its not cheating cus no skin touches
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    Quote Originally Posted by LamboDoNoMo View Post
    the replies = if you wear a rubber its not cheating cus no skin touches
    is this what u tell ur wife? or what she tells you? i never cheated on my girl in the 3 years we have been together and im 19. but i tell er all the time "if u cant remember it then it didnt happen"..

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    Quote Originally Posted by LamboDoNoMo View Post
    the replies = greatness, heres a thought, when you sit down put on a blind fold, when she asks what youre doing, you can either say you have a sensitivity to flourescent lights and its giving you a headache, or say, your hotness is distracting me from concentration if you wear a rubber its not cheating cus no skin touches
    What about ball slap?

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