Ya cops are dumb sometimes. had a friend put on bigger tires on his truck and got pulled over for speeding and said he didn't know how fast he was going cuz he got new tires. the cop thought that bigger tires wouldn't cause his speedo to be off. That is why i'm going to school to be a cop, to bring some common sense to the force
reguardless if there dumb, stupid, or whatever, they made it through the academy, and theyre walking with a badge and a gun!!! so now they think there GOD!!
trust me i used to give them hell!!! lol only cause my gradndfather was a chief of police
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Yeah they are punks. Got pulled over in my 87 F150 with a 302 and straight pipes. Cop pulled me over for "over reving" engine while i pulled out. Said sir, "it's a stick" HE had to stand on his tippy toes, looked in and then literally just got in his car and left. F'n Hilarious.
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Originally Posted by skeet
Yeah usually the kid that got beat up in gym class.
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nice mike. ya dumb cops. i cant wait until it snows up here and hes the moron with his cruiser in the ditch and im gonna drive by and say " oh officer i have a tow strap, want a tow" he will say yes, and then i can say well im doing 60 in a 30 right now so i cant stop bye
dangit i want some snow to do donughts in.
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I had a Flower Mound (one of the worst places to get stopped as a kid) pull me over in my Flowmaster equipped Chevelle and told me he remembered being a kid and putting glass packs on....
BASTAGE....effing glass packs my rear. Hahaha. Same guy pulled me over the next weekend for a 2nd gear scratch and patted me down and searched the car (found nothing of course) before writing me three tickets. Funny how he said that when he pulled me over I was going 64 in a 45 but by the time he wrote the ticket it was for 51.
I've also been let go by Farmer's Branch even with an open container (I was under the limit though) and got nabbed down by the Astro Drive In for shining a 1M candle power Q-beam at a police helicopter.
I've had my share of both types of cops.
They like it when you shine a laser pointer at the helicopters
Haven't tried that. I've grown up a little since 1995.
laser pointer then a big flash light right after it. you know make it look like your shooting at them
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or you could just shoot at them
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