More humor please I need it.

[zeake]

My safe at my shop jammed up today. Pro Safe cracker could cost 2500.00 and then have to replace one of the baddest safes made. I feel like some one licked all the red of my candy. Need humor to make feel better.
Thanks for listening to me whine and cry.

[DamnYankee]

Dang - sorry to hear about that Zeake.

Try this:

1.) Stand in front of a mirror.

2.) Put your left pointy finger in your left ear.

3.) Put your tongue on your right cheek and push out.

4.) Wiggle your finger and at the same time wiggle your tongue.


It makes all my coworkers laugh anyway....

[GMCwantsLS1]

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Dang - sorry to hear about that Zeake.

Try this:

1.) Stand in front of a mirror.

2.) Put your left pointy finger in your left ear.

3.) Put your tongue on your right cheek and push out.

4.) Wiggle your finger and at the same time wiggle your tongue.
It makes all my coworkers laugh anyway....
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Sorry to hear about your safe&#33;

[txarkitekt]

Heard thise joke a while back:



3 older black women are sitting on the front porch of their house in rocking chairs. They are just shooting the breeze when they start talking about if any of them have been in an airplane.



The first one says, " I&#39;ve never been on a plane, but if I did have to fly, I would make sure that I wear the brightest yellow underbritches so that when the plane wrecks and I am upside down in the wreckage, they would see me first and rescue me right away&#33;"



The second one says, "Well, I&#39;ve never been on a plane either, but I reckon that I&#39;d have to wear Hot Pink colored underbritches. The rescue team would see hot pink before they would see a bright yellow&#33;"



Well, the third lady sits there for a minute..rocks back and forth, then chimes in: "Girls, I wouldn&#39;t wear any underbritches at all...because you know they look for the Black Box first&#33;"

[zeake]

Thanks I needed that.