Where do y'all keep all your stuff?

[skinny chicken]

I have 1" drive socket set 3/4"drive socket set 1/2" and 3/8" drive
Small torch set large med and small pullers
asortment of pry bars from 1' to 4'
Bolts nuts and washers all sizes from 3/4" to 1/4"
ID and OD micrometers up to 24"
full assortment of air tools
jumper cables
contact cleaner, brake cleaner,
2"x20' tow strap, 2- 3/8"x10' chains and binders
wrenches up to 1 1/2"
O ring kit
tap and die set
100,000,000 drill bit rolling around in the bottom of the tool box
dewalt cordless drill, craftsman 1/2" drive drill, ridged cordless impact driver
several fluke meters
sawsall
And alot of random BS rolling around it adds up to aboout 800lbs of crap shoved into every possible space it can fit. I have a tool box that sits inside the bed but its not big enough. It sure does make my truck slow

[00shortbox]

I don't carry any tools with me or anything. Other than a couple screwdrivers and wrenches I've thrown behind my seat. It'll probably bite me in the ass sometime, but I figure if something breaks on the road I won't have the parts to repair it on the side of the road so why haul tools all over the place?

[Botlfed]

Grey truck is empty always, white truck besides old spit bottles just a jack and spare, as of today it has a ratchet strap 4 20x20 tarps and 4 wheeler ramps.