This is funny you really have to read it slowly and if you don't get It the first time you will see it the second time.
A bus stops and two men get on. They sit down and engage in an Animated conversation. The lady sitting next to them ignores them at first, but her attention is galvanized when she hears one of them say the
following:
"Emma come first
Den I come.
Den two asses come together.
I come once-a-more! .
Two asses, they come together again.
I come again and pee twice.
Then I come one lasta time."
The lady can't take this any more,"You foul-mouthed sex obsessed pigs,"
she retorted indignantly. "In this country. we don! 't speak aloud in public places about our sex lives"
"Hey, coola down lady," said the man."Who sa talkin'abouta sex?
I'm a justa tellin' my frienda how to spell 'Mississippi'."
$5.00 says you're gonna read this again!