lifted truck owner: Why would you LOWER a truck?
me: I drive strictly ON the road, NOT OFF the road (How many of these pretty lifted trucks actually see dirt anyways? lol)
lifted truck owner: Eh, I can still run that thing over
me: No, you'll never catch me
And for my favorite....
them: Why try to make a truck fast?
me: cuz no one ever expects a truck to be fast, plus I don't really fit in anything other than a truck these days anyway