lifted truck owner: Why would you LOWER a truck?
me: I drive strictly ON the road, NOT OFF the road (How many of these pretty lifted trucks actually see dirt anyways? lol)
lifted truck owner: Eh, I can still run that thing over
me: No, you'll never catch me
And for my favorite....
them: Why try to make a truck fast?
me: cuz no one ever expects a truck to be fast, plus I don't really fit in anything other than a truck these days anyway
~ Forged engine of some type ~ Ball bearing turbo of an unconfirmed size ~ 4L8000 trans ~ Beefy fuel system ~
My favorite reaction was two college kids in a Shelby Mustang laughing at me going down the road because I was trying to get them to race me. We got to the next light and I had to get over behind them because there was a car in my lane. He started revving and waved bye bye to me out the window right before the light turned green. Then he mashed it and took off. I almost rear ended him before I could change lanes to go around him. As I blew by him both him and his friends' jaws fell open and were like wtf. Then I waved bye bye. The best.
2002 Under Construction Again!
Had that happen on the freeway couple weeks back. Some tool in his Scion tC with a fart can and wing thought he was a badass and pulled up next to me..I had the window down so he saw the guages and laughed he got down on it, waved as he slowly pulled away, I let him get to my front bumper and layed into it...as I instantly reeled him in I stuck my hand out the window and waved bye bye.I slowed back to crusing speed and 4 or so miles later when I was getting off my exit he saluted me as he went by.
T-RAV99 GMC | 5.3 | Skinny White Guy Tuned
"It's a truck, you can't do anything except intake chip and exhaust."
"Yeah you're right, line em up. It's a really good programmer"
Peoples reaction to the bottle is always the best. I LOVE asking people to get something out of the bed of my truck and then watching them lose it.
2006 SilveradoLittle Black Bitch