Them.... Y bother, its a truck, it'll never be fast
I point to my rear window....
My rear window sticker..."RUN YOUR MOTOR. NOT YOUR MOUTH."
light turns green, their jaw hits ground bout same time their doors blow off......
Them.... Y bother, its a truck, it'll never be fast
I point to my rear window....
My rear window sticker..."RUN YOUR MOTOR. NOT YOUR MOUTH."
light turns green, their jaw hits ground bout same time their doors blow off......
lifted truck owner: Why would you LOWER a truck?
me: I drive strictly ON the road, NOT OFF the road (How many of these pretty lifted trucks actually see dirt anyways? lol)
lifted truck owner: Eh, I can still run that thing over
me: No, you'll never catch me
And for my favorite....
them: Why try to make a truck fast?
me: cuz no one ever expects a truck to be fast, plus I don't really fit in anything other than a truck these days anyway
~ Forged engine of some type ~ Ball bearing turbo of an unconfirmed size ~ 4L8000 trans ~ Beefy fuel system ~
My favorite reaction was two college kids in a Shelby Mustang laughing at me going down the road because I was trying to get them to race me. We got to the next light and I had to get over behind them because there was a car in my lane. He started revving and waved bye bye to me out the window right before the light turned green. Then he mashed it and took off. I almost rear ended him before I could change lanes to go around him. As I blew by him both him and his friends' jaws fell open and were like wtf. Then I waved bye bye. The best.
2002 Under Construction Again!
Had that happen on the freeway couple weeks back. Some tool in his Scion tC with a fart can and wing thought he was a badass and pulled up next to me..I had the window down so he saw the guages and laughed he got down on it, waved as he slowly pulled away, I let him get to my front bumper and layed into it...as I instantly reeled him in I stuck my hand out the window and waved bye bye.I slowed back to crusing speed and 4 or so miles later when I was getting off my exit he saluted me as he went by.
T-RAV99 GMC | 5.3 | Skinny White Guy Tuned