Need print comment/idea for beer koozie

[Frenchy]

I went to race, and all I won was a Koozie.

Make sure Garrison gets one that says that, hell I'll pay you to print just one of those and make sure he gets it.

[Crazy Blu]

Voted for "hold my beer i have tomake i pass"

or for us youngsters

"I shotgun faster than my 60'!"

"beer injected"

" alcohol runs thru these viens!"

my grandpa always said he does the three f's f, fight and drive fast... Not good for a koozie tho