Need print comment/idea for beer koozie

[Tarinitup1]

Saw a redneck with one that said Master baiters catch more fish.

[double047]

Yeah Americans love them, especially on the East Coast and all the Southern States, I ship around 50,000 of them every day.
Even ship a few thousand a month to Canada so that must be where your girls are getting them.


Ain't no telling what you'll see a redneck with.

[double047]

"I didn't redlight, the light was too slow."

"After the third flip, I lost control............"

"You Can't Win Them All, But You Can Try"

"Injection Is Nice, But I' Rather Be Blown"

"Drive It Like You Stole It"

[double047]

"I know that he is cheatin! Cause, I'm cheatin and he beat me"!