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    What's the difference between Santa and Tiger Woods?

    Santa stops after three hoes.

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    hahaha.... gf loved that

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    I don't understand the big Tiger Woods fuss...all he was doing was trying to have 18 hoes.
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    Quote Originally Posted by pl4yboy View Post
    Santa stops after three hoes.
    Wow Justin. I am glad you are just now getting to these jokes. Welcome to 2 weeks ago.

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    Quote Originally Posted by txarkitekt View Post
    Wow Justin. I am glad you are just now getting to these jokes. Welcome to 2 weeks ago.
    #14 just popped up. Speaking of 14... hows your girlfriend?

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    Quote Originally Posted by pl4yboy View Post
    ...hows your girlfriend?
    Your mom is doing great! She wakes me up with a smile and cooks me breakfast EVERY morning.

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    Quote Originally Posted by txarkitekt View Post
    Your mom is doing great! She wakes me up with a smile and cooks me breakfast EVERY morning.
    How's the herpes?

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    Quote Originally Posted by pl4yboy View Post
    How's the herpes?
    In remission. I got that cured a while back after your HS girlfriend gave them to me.

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    What's the difference between Tiger Woods and Santa?

    Santa isn't the athlete of the decade.
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    Quote Originally Posted by duckysbht View Post
    What's the difference between Tiger Woods and Santa?

    Santa isn't the athlete of the decade.
    ^^ Just as bad as Obama getting the peace prize. lol
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