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    Post your favorite MJ jokes

    just like it says


    mc donalds is doing a honorary comb meal for michael jackson called the Mc Jackson. 50 year old meat between 10 year old buns.


    YouTube - Katt Williams on Michael Jackson

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    MJ died of food poisoning.....He had some bad 3 year old nuts.
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    Quote Originally Posted by tanz45 View Post
    MJ died of food poisoning.....He had some bad 3 year old nuts.
    I beleive it was actually from eating 12 yr old weiners.

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    OMG...I had about 40,000 of them. Some not nice enough to post.

    What’s the difference between Michael Jackson and a grocery bag?
    One is white, made out of plastic, and dangerous for kids to play with and the other you carry your groceries in.

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    They are going to cremate michael jackson...since most of his body is plastic, melt him down into legos



    For once, ten year old boys will be able to play with him
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    When Farrah Fawcett died, she went to heaven and saw God.

    God told her she lived such a wonderful life, that he would give her one wish.

    Farrah Fawcett thought about it for a minute, then wished that children all around the world to be happy.

    God granted her wish. He killed Michael Jackson.
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    Quote Originally Posted by tiffo60 View Post
    When Farrah Fawcett died, she went to heaven and saw God.

    God told her she lived such a wonderful life, that he would give her one wish.

    Farrah Fawcett thought about it for a minute, then wished that children all around the world to be happy.

    The next day, God granted her wish. He killed Michael Jackson.
    My all-time fav...

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    Quote Originally Posted by tiffo60 View Post
    When Farrah Fawcett died, she went to heaven and saw God.

    God told her she lived such a wonderful life, that he would give her one wish.

    Farrah Fawcett thought about it for a minute, then wished that children all around the world to be happy.

    God granted her wish. He killed Michael Jackson.
    that is a good one

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    How can you tell if Michael Jackson has a hot date?

    There’s a big wheel parked outside his house.

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    born a black man, died a white woman.

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