A lady walks into a drug store and tells the pharmacist she needs some
> cyanide. The pharmacist said, "Why in the world do you need cyanide?"
> The lady then explained she needed it to poison her husband. The
> pharmacist's eyes got big and he said, "Lord have mercy, I can't give
> you cyanide to kill your husband! That's against the law! I'll lose my
> license, they'll throw both of us in jail and all kinds of bad things
> will happen! Absolutely not, you can NOT have any cyanide!" Then the
> lady reached into her purse and pulled out a picture of her husband in
> bed with the pharmacist's wife. The pharmacist looked at the picture
> and replied, "Well now, you didn't tell me you had a prescription."