any body ever dated a swamp donkey?
How ugly does a chick have to be to be considered a swamp donkey.
any body ever dated a swamp donkey?
How ugly does a chick have to be to be considered a swamp donkey.
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Never even heard of one....lolOriginally Posted by zeake
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2004 Buell XB12s
No swamp donkey.
I have gone hoggen.
Step 1. crus at it.
Step 2. get a hammer.
Step 3. torch it.
They are beyond coyote ugly, for one to be a swamp donkey they have to be equipped with the following distinctions: Lazy eye, missing a front tooth both top and bottom, a mole on the tip of the nose, a female mullet, non-symmetrical boobs usually one larger and lower than the other, massive camel toe and bowlegged. Rough I know but know this, they sure are grateful.
2006 SilveradoLittle Black Bitch
Sounds like your a swamp donkey expert
2004 Buell XB12s
Spent alot of time with G's mom
2006 SilveradoLittle Black Bitch
Dont forget about tylers
2004 Buell XB12s
No she is no swamp donkey
2006 SilveradoLittle Black Bitch
so where would a brown bag special fit into all of this? im assuming its better than a swamp monkey? lol
Wow... I guess my town has it all wrong then. Chick in my town earned the nick name swamp donkey by having sexual relations on a mud rid in the middle of a swamp in the mud... She wasnt a pagent queen but she wasnt what has been described.
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