Things not to say to a cop

[farmtruc]

domeskilla sent this to me and i thought you guys would get a laugh out of it:

NEVER SAY TO A COP

1. I can't reach my license unless you hold my beer. (OK in Texas)
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2. Sorry, Officer, I didn't realize my radar detector wasn't plugged in.
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3.Aren't you the guy from the Village People?
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4. Hey, you must've been doin' about 125 mph to keep up with me. Good
job!
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>5. Are You Andy or Barney?
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>6. I thought you had to be in relatively good physical condition to be a
> police officer.
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>7. You're not gonna check the trunk, are you?
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>8. I pay your salary!
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>9. Gee, Officer! That's terrific. The last officer only gave me a warning,
> too!
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0. Do you know why you pulled me over? Okay, just so one of us does.
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> 11. I was trying to keep up with traffic. Yes, I know there are no other
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> cars around. That's how far ahead of me they are.
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> 12. When the Officer says "Gee Son....Your eyes look red, have you been
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> drinking?" You probably shouldn't respond with,"Gee Officer your eyeslook
> glazed, have you been eating doughnuts?"

[Sleeper]

[99 red silver]

Wish I had the link to it. I think I show it on one e-mail funny site. Nice to see them again. Way the Taxi cab drive tell me that you can not have a open container? Dallas ,Fort Worth area.