Quote Originally Posted by pl4yboy View Post
Tyler... why don't you give the "I'm too heavy and my package is too small." Excuse a rest? My damn mom keeps saying that what you told her when you weren't up to par for her.
Justin--there is NO WAY ON THIS PLANET that I could be on her level. She gets more ass than a public toilet seat. I mean, I whore around a little bit--but damn son, her numbers are higher than a tripped out meth fiend.