when they make comments like this....

Number 1....
Me and the boy were headed over to a friend's house to drop off some food. We were coasting up to a red light in the right lane where a Mitsubishi Lancer with a fin and fart can was sitting in the left lane. The light turned green before I had to brake so I eased into the throttle a bit not even trying to hook the Lancer but he jumped on the gas. I got into it just enough to pace him until the next light. Both of us had to stop at the next light and my boy was giving the kid a "look over". So I asked, "You want to see if he wants to go?"

The boy looks at me and says...."Dad, its a Mitsubishi....you'll make him cry!"

Number 2
The boy is at church in Rangers (kind of like Boys Scouts) and they are racing Matchbox cars on a track. One of the commanders lines up a truck and car to tool with my boy. (There's another story there) The race is on and the car wins. The commander says, "See! The car beat the truck." The boy didn't miss a beat and fires back, "Duh...the truck was a Ford!"